xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

TTFSU

Time to Fuck Shit Up. Can be used in any situation where you are about to began fucking shit up.

Football player before game: TTFSU BITCHES!
Bro about to party the night away: TTFSU!
Dude about to do fun shit: TTFSU!

by aHink June 28, 2010

TTFSM

Acronym for "thank the flying spaghetti monster". Often used by agnostics, atheists, and other pastafarians instead of saying "thank god".

We made it to the championship round! TTFSM!

TTFSM, she wasn't hurt in the car accident.

by truemyth September 24, 2011

TFTS

TFTS is Too Far, Too Soon. Used in awkward situations where someone has gone way over the line too soon in a relationship or friendship.

Guy: Hey you want to come back to my place? Grab a beer, relax, have sex, make babies, get married?

Girl: TFTS

by NickS88 March 6, 2011

tufts syndrome

When an overly qualified applicant gets denied from a college

Smartypants Jane applied to Tulane as her safety school, but she got denied because they have Tufts Syndrome.

by Vanillachai April 8, 2014

Tufts manouver

Hitting on a girl, regardless of origin, as soon as they sit down.

He's using the Tufts manouver

by Jdoh85 January 4, 2020

Tufts Mock Trial

The most successful team at Tufts University. The coolest group of kids at Tufts University. Represent Tufts University better than every other member of the Tufts Community.

I wish I was smart enough or cool enough to be on the Tufts Mock Trial team... alas, I'm not, I guess I'll go do mock at harvard or something...

by TU '06 March 1, 2009