When Donald J. Trump gets a “sloppy” blumpkin from Ivanka. He must be eating McDonald’s during and before for at least 24 hours. He must be sitting on a golden toilet. He must have Billy Corgan’s band legally changed to the name of The Smashing Blumpkins. He then has to get billy corgan over to wrestle a crocodile While singing “ despite all my rage I Still love Faceoff with Nicholas Cage“.
After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.
This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.
After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.
This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.
“ I was listening to the news and looks like he’s at Trumpkin #35. IBM is almost done coding ODB as a hologram. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna legalize medical PcP again”.
Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.
Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.
by Holograms Keep Cucking Me May 22, 2020
by Rascalkr May 11, 2018
trumpkin is one who follows President Trump. Republicans, friends, maga, any person who likes
Trumps ideals
Trumps ideals
by Gypstlea January 25, 2017
Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.
by StevieGSpot69 October 18, 2019
Bob: Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall and he will!
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.
by Always honest always right January 16, 2019
by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021
by rmorrow149 October 23, 2015