Troglodyte 

A member of a primitive race or tribe of cave people, who can be found congregating in large numbers at Noir Bar Weybridge every Friday or Saturday night.

Nah...full of Troglodytes mate...sick of it

Troglodyte by ooo the? March 29, 2011

Troglodyte 

A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.

Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".

Troglodyte by CA liberal scum August 30, 2010

Troglodyte 

A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, old-fashioned, or bias. Entrenched in their own ideology to the extent they can't see the forest for the trees.

I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton because I'm not a troglodyte.

Troglodyte by Model50000000000 May 8, 2017

troglodyte 

A boot lipped, crotch grabbing monkey who if they can't eat, drink or fuck something is not interested in it.

Mustafah is such a troglodyte; He has to bear down on the push-to-talk button to get a word out!

troglodyte by Fedifensor September 17, 2006

troglodyte 

cave dweller, one who exists within the caverns and shafts

I am an advanced model of the non-crucified christ with the a female upgrade on two sides

troglodyte by trouble April 29, 2003

Troglodyte 

A person that tends to stay inside for most of the day, usually glued to their chair browsing internet forums. Troglodytes also tend to refuse real social interaction and prefer speaking to people through VOIP applications and instant messaging.

Haven't seen John today, that troglodyte is probably at his home rotting at this desk.

Troglodyte by Izaak02 June 4, 2020

Troglodyte 

A manly looking lesbian

Abby Wambach is such a troglodyte!

Troglodyte by PeteSci July 12, 2015