Totes 

Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.

Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation.

I am totes starve tonight.
That comment was totes inapprop.
Those test questions were totes ridic!
I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap!

Totes by IAmTheBooty July 3, 2007

Totes 

Two or more large open topped bags with straps, often made of hemp, organic canvas or carbon neutral nylon, typically used by hippies and green yuppies.

Honey, are we ready to go to the farmer's market? Don't forget our totes!

Omg, are those totes made from recycled materials? How greentastic!

Totes by LilMountain April 22, 2011

totes 

An abbreviated form of 'totally'. Used in conversation because one syllable is better than three.

Barry: 'I am totes going to the party! It's going to be immense!'
Barney: 'Hells yeah!'

totes by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

Totes 

(abreviation) of totally

For real, we thought Denise was drinking Vodka, but it was totes paint thinner. During the funeral, I just about lolled!

Totes by Scheissemann May 18, 2009

totes 

Common street slang for 'potatoes', the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, corn, and maize. The use of the humble potato should not be underestimated by any means. Besides providing food for a vast amount of the world's population, the Incas even believed that a slice of baked potato placed in a stocking and tied around the throat would help ease the pain associated with a sore throat. Many smokers the world over also find creative ways to utilize the spud in the same manner as an apple, this being the reason a less conspicuous word is needed for use in public discourse.

Example #1

Person 1: Dude, did you score a tote from the grocery store?

Person 2: Yeah man, the lady at the register gave me a funny look just for buying one though.

Person 1: Did she ask why you needed it?

Person 2: I told her I needed a something to replace my battery in my van.

Example #2

Person 1: *Something not relevant to the conversation; unrelated to potatoes*

Person 2: totes

all the time

Person 1: what do potatoes have to do with this

Person 2: everything

totes by Spud_Man October 16, 2013

totes 

(abbreviation) stands for totally.

-Do you agree with me?
-totes.

totes by stella February 5, 2005

totes 

slang for totally.

that jacket is totes cool

totes by Micheal Mcgraw July 8, 2009