Totes

Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.

Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation.

I am totes starve tonight.
That comment was totes inapprop.
Those test questions were totes ridic!
I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap!