The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)

guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

Def Totes Fo' Sho'

1. Literally means "definitely, totally, for sure".

2. A completely redundant yet catchy phrase used to enthusiastically say "yes" without using too many extra syllables.

3. A phrase used when you strongly agree with something.

Alex: Hey Robyn, are you going to the concert this weekend? I heard it's gonna be bomb!
Robyn: I am so there! How about you, are you going?
Alex: Yeah, I wouldn't miss it! Jeff and Evan, are you guys going?
Jeff and Evan: Def Totes Fo' Sho'!

by BandCamp2009 October 2, 2009

totes fa' shotes

poetic and rather elegant slang meaning "totally for sure". First used by a select group of students (or some may say a select group of goobers) at Kents Hill School in Maine. This phrase expresses absolute certainty, wherease "maybes fa' shabes" and the like leave some room for doubt.

Example:
"Ya Broski, Ben Kohen is gettin' that B&S girl totes fa' shotes."

by broskidoski first class April 6, 2008

Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

by Joelywh May 14, 2007

totes for ser

totally for serious. meaning total business. seriousness. like serious situation.

omg, i am like totes for ser that he said that!

by Kimbob22 May 19, 2012

totes my scapegoats

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.

"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."

by fhbcvbs July 6, 2009

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.

Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

by MacMacAttack November 10, 2010