tosser

another way to say wanker.

Man City supporters are all tossers.

by International Bad Boy August 20, 2004

tosser

used as an insult, calling someone a tosser is calling them 'an absolute retard'

Shut up you tosser!

by 1inABillion April 5, 2015

tosser

Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.

"Putin really is a tosser." Henry Smith, MP

by Pink Partner September 7, 2013

Tosser

A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...

Lucas Leiva is a tosser.

by red_man May 29, 2014

tosser

a person who tosses their partner around during sex.

"Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."

by papaya_girl August 10, 2023

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc

Steve is such a tossa

by Safecracker G October 30, 2004