A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.
"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."
by meizlizard July 19, 2009
Get the Topo Milemug. Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
by Tommy Jacketson March 3, 2021
Get the Topo Chicomug. Just someone who loves cheese more then his mother. If you will meet a Topo G your life will change, you’ll get bigger for sure.
by Fazen November 21, 2021
Get the topo gmug. Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
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This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
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by Tommy Jacketson April 6, 2021
Get the Topo Seltzermug. When you are making out with a girl, you give her a donkey punch and just after that you give her a pearl necklace combined with a cleveland steamer.
A nice touch would be giving her a Dirty Ruiz instead of a pearl necklace.
A nice touch would be giving her a Dirty Ruiz instead of a pearl necklace.
Man, I heard Carlos gave that little girl a Dirty Topo and now he's came out of the closet because he couldn't stand being with a woman and cumming in her.
by Primo_mau October 12, 2008
Get the Dirty Topomug. A drink preferred by those of elderly or gay lifestyles. Sometimes both. It’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the Portuguese translation means “top of boy.” A favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with “Bon” Always enjoyed “pinky’s out.”
I don’t see how you drink Topo Chico . It tastes like dirt and it looks like homo water. Your guard sucks.
by JT supreme May 31, 2018
Get the topo chicomug. "You're such a Topo"
by IDon'tKnowMyRealName May 29, 2024
Get the Topomug.