top shelf

When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.

That guy wouldn't give me a beer at the party at his house last night, so I gave him a top shelf.

by Durendal April 18, 2004

Top Shelf

When a female is sitting on your face, you lift her up to get tongue access to her butt hole.

Caity was sitting on my face last night so I put that bitch up on the top shelf

by 9kButtEater July 12, 2012

Top Shelf

1. The top part of the net in hockey.

2. Where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.

Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

Top Shelf

When two men engage in double penetration (DP) of a female the man in the top hole is going "top shelf".

Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.

by nemensclubmpls March 25, 2012

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Top Shelf

When shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your rectum, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.

Dude: Here man shelf this.

Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.

Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)

by JC, quoting Jimmy The Greek June 12, 2009

Top Shelf

Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.

Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"

by Jacob Soltero January 11, 2012