Tonsils

the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
by clooror wipes April 24, 2022
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Tonsil

A complete useless piece of skin, an insult

As in "you bloody tonsil"
by traxn October 05, 2005
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Tonsil

Act of or recieveing a blow job
dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night
by keri keri January 04, 2009
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Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
by Madd Dogggg January 07, 2005
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[tonsilities]

tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.

Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!
Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!

Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!
by Chrisso.Australia August 06, 2009
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Tonsiled

this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well
That missed extra point tonsiled me.

I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me
by REZKILLER February 06, 2004
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trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !
by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016
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