Ton

An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.

Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"

Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."

by Random Guy 217 September 12, 2009

Ton

Pronounced “Tone”

Describes an individual who resembles a thumb. Additional use could be someone who blasts hood music.

Bro did you see that Ton blasting NBA Youngboy drive by?

by CEO of V4 March 25, 2022

TON

the TON are a fifa12 pro clubs team based on greenock mortons the TON
the TON was created by rossildinio on fifa12 and now many local people from the greenock area play for the club including an actual greenock morton footballer

hey we palyed the TON last night and lost 0-2

but what a game it was

by larsson July 9, 2012

ton

a unit of weight for fat people

Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!

by Smart American Male May 3, 2006

Ton

To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.

She shot a ton in the shooting finals.

by cheeseflambe July 10, 2011

Ton

a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend

A Tonya with the last name begining with an R

by Tim April 20, 2005

TON

A reference to the band Type O Negative, similar to N.I.N. or NIN being a reference to Nine Inch Nails.

Among my favorite bands are: Rammstein, NIN, TON, VNV...

by Stygian CyberGothic October 11, 2007