tockey

Tockey Combines the best of foosball with the best of hockey.

I couldn't wait to trade my lame Foosball table in for my awesome new Tockey Table!

by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

Tockey'd

The act of taking a promotional Tockey Table sticker and tagging it on different things.

Jordan: I can't believe you just Tockey'd her car!
Gary: Her face is gettin' Tockey'd next! YArrr!

by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

tockerpointment

When you go to Tockers house and he promises your pork burgers and then gets drunk and refuses to cook you pork burgers. A real problem that affects 1 in 4471000 New Zealanders.

Me: Hey bro make me pork burgers

Tocker: ok soon

Me: hey bro wheres the burgers at

Tocker: fuck yo couch nigga

me: I feel tockerpointment

by skodynads May 14, 2015

Tocket

On Female's shirts: a pocket on a shirt that is directly on a girl's chest. A combination of the words "tit" and "pocket." Usually found on V-neck shirts (For style).

On Male's shirts: a pocket on a guy's shirt. A combination of the words "t-shirt" and "pocket." Usually found on collared shirts (For holding pens/pencils).

Boy: *Staring at girl's chest.*
Girl: "My eyes are up here."
Boy: "I swear, I was just looking at your tocket!"

~~~
Person 1: "Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
Person 2: "Totally. I got one in my tocket."

by Greekfreak757 August 24, 2011

tocket

a First Class name for Ticket!

...just buy me a tocket then i wont have to go in the luggage compartment!

by Jamaicamagician May 18, 2007

Tocker

Sky Sports News has one of these showing at all times.

It is the white bar at the bottom of the page that cycles news.

"West Ham won 5-0 last night"
"How do you know that Jim?"
"Just saw it flash up on the tocker"

by Sean Barley January 11, 2009

Tockel

1: An extremely obese little boy who is constantly eating. Fatty fat fat fat as well.

2: Gay.

3: A nickname given to sexual predators who have been convicted of touching children under the age of 4.

"Hey did you guys hear? A registered Tockel moved in next door!"

by ASkinnyKid April 19, 2007