Toabied

Shagged, Pumped, Ridden.

Yer maw goat toabied.

by steeple April 10, 2011

talk-toable

Someone who is very easy to talk to. Can be talked to about any subject that the talker wants to talk about. Can often be found dispensing useful advice, empathizing or telling bad jokes to see who laughs.

-I say, that chap Jethro is rather "talk-toable"
-yes, he is quite a laugh is he not
-i say
-would you like a bit of crumpet, Edmund?
-why yes i would, thank you ever so kindly

-hey why was the chicken so happy?
-I dunno, why?
-because everything was eggcellent
-Dude. LAME

by the talk-toable guy January 18, 2011

TOABOA

Turn Off And Back On Again - 'super secret' (i.e. well known) technique that solves more than half of all computer problems. Can also be used in a kind of past-tense: 'I rebooted/restarted/power-cycled... and it fixed it.'

Beta: So why were our response times so slow?
Alpha: No idea. TOABOA.
Beta: something to look into then.

by Willy Codewell August 17, 2017

Toabean

Toabeans are small, simple creatures. Like most nicknames, this is given to any highschooler that *feels* as though they deserve to be called by this term. They heavily frolick with the phalanges that hang at the bottom of the legs, namely toes. They are quite the anomaly and usually prefer to stay hidden in their hermit coves, coupled with a cellular device. On this device, they will obsess over the next wonder of the world—Instagram reels. Toabeans enjoy analog horrors; oftentimes, they will bombard their friends' phones with these pieces of media. These creatures may develope hives if the burrs of a juvenile Canadian burdock are thrown at them—their demeanor may go from playful to very aggressive. If they reach the final stage of anger, one may notice that their toes have disappeared. The Toabeanus Morealis are a species that can comprehend its surroundings within a heartbeat. This—paired with their quick feet—make them a force to be beheld. Despite all of these eccentric traits, they are a delight to have around. One should cherish their Toabean and make sure they are taken care of accordingly. You may bear the fruits of your labor once one has aged to 70 years old. Once this milestone has been reached, the ageless Toabean will return the favour and make sure you're in good health.

Caretaker: "Toabean! Stay away from that juvenile Canadian burdock!"
Toabean: *tremendous amount of grunting*

Highschooler: *munching on Ritz Crackers while watching a freaky show*
Friend: Hah! You're like a Toabean!

*friend transitions into a caretaker*

by WhatTheFromagerie March 11, 2025