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The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
by udusers1 October 9, 2012
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Time is the one thing that can keep someone from happiness or sorrow. Time makes the world go forward while being able to put a pause on someone's personal progression at the same time. Time can be both bad and good while showing know true purpose other than moving forward. Time, the only thing that can ruin a life.
Time is the definition of life.
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An invention by man to track reality's decay.
Only time can tell the destruction of humanity.
by Prince Luc June 4, 2003
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An abstract concept used by carbon-based lifeforms to measure their own rate of decay.
Why do I need an example? It explains itself!
by Thundercleese April 7, 2005
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n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
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The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.
Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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The thing that no one ever seems to have enough of. An undefinable word
Derek: Man, I need more time to finish the song!

Joseph: Dude you need better time managment. Its the one thing you need to value in life.
by wifighter October 21, 2011
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