Timber 

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast

Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!

Timber by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Timber 

Any vehicle for mobile use.

Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.

Timber by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Timber 

1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.

"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."

Timber by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Timber 

Humble; Beautiful.

That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.

Timber by ZiigZax January 6, 2004

Timber 

A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.

"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."

Timber by OliviaC4 November 30, 2009

Timber 

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

Timber by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009

Timber 

A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .

Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go

Timber by Bigbooty110 November 6, 2015