Thompson

Goes great with either a wilson or a hyde, never a selby.

Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.

by Funny D October 9, 2011

Thompson

Meaning is Equivalent to Murphys law, if something can go wrong it will.

Dang it, I spilled my drink, that was the most Thompson thing that could have happened!

by Joicelover777 January 3, 2023

Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019

Thompson

Someone who is addicted to gay porn but denies it

They search a man orgi on pornhub and get caught out by the friend but deny it.
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*

by Jodyisavreet August 7, 2020

Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house

Look at him over there he's such a Thompson

by Nickreef September 6, 2020

Thompson

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh

Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stick’ magazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

thompson

flawless person who is loving and very trustworthy. big dick energy.

wow that person was a thompson

by litty.titty August 11, 2021