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Thog

A combination of sperm and mucus. Typically is created when a male is able to ejaculate in a female's nose.
A young man was dating a girl with an extremely big nose. He stuck his penis up her nose and had an orgasm. When he took his cock out of the nose, it had thog on it.
by Ben3 October 25, 2008
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Thog

A foggy thought; a cross between feeling foggy and having a brilliant idea. Tired while trying to think.
Come back in an hour, I'm caught in a thog.
There's a great idea in there somewhere but right now your proposal is king of thoggy.
by jamomacju bean June 8, 2011
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Thog

The term "thog" is a portmanteau between the popular youth-term thot, and the derogatory descriptor "hog". It is used to describe a female who is both promiscuous in sexuality, and who is also ugly as a hog.
I don't know how Rebekah, despite looking like Shrek's rectal prolapse, manages to have so much sex with so many different men. She is a straight up THOG.
by scrotummonstr April 19, 2018
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thog

Titty Hard On Girl- acronym used for a female that has constantly hard nipples
damn, that girl has been poppin out all day. she is such a thog
by ernyo June 11, 2007
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Thog

To beat ones buttocks so hard the individual could be diagnosed with possible amnesia.
"I will thog you, Dylan!"
by JesusWillThogU January 21, 2018
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thog

Cool, hip, awesome, incredible, fun, crazy, or pretty much any other good adjective you could think of.
1. You're one thog mother!
2. That was so thog!
by Arthur Francis October 3, 2007
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Thog

Name of someone gay and ugly from Europe.
Thog sucks
by vusluft epic gamer December 10, 2019
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