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thirsties

Singular: Thirsty

Plural: A group of men or women desperately trying to get the attention, admiration, or love of a member of the opposite sex.
Answering machine message:

"Hello. You have reached Lola. I am not home. But for all of you THIRSTIES out there, leave me a message and I'll call you back."
by Khari Shabazz December 23, 2009
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Dirty Thirties

The age at which single women without children realise that their biological clock is ticking, As a consequence they may lower their standards and increase their willingness to perform sexual acts as a matter of desperation in order to find a mate/sexual partner. They may also attempt to hook up with younger males as an attempt to elongate their youth.

The expression almost always refers to women, as men are thought to always be in this state.
"Lets go to club x and pull some dirty thirties..."
by MacTheKinife February 24, 2010
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thirties

Marijuana that is not of supreme quality. Not completely shitty like shwag, but definetely takes alot to get you high. Often has many seeds and stems in it.
I'm not going to waste my money on that thirties - it will take four bowls to get me high. Stick with the flame.
by soff-bomb October 2, 2006
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thirsty thirties

thirsty men and women in their thirties
me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks
by KevinNearingThirty August 20, 2021
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Thirsties

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.
Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*
by dannydunlop October 7, 2009
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Dirty Thirties

The neighborhoods of 30th - 39th Avenue located in East Oakland CA. Home to perhaps the largest Latino community in Oakland as it's streets are commonly filled with Mexican Reastaraunts, Taquerias, Taco Trucks, Panaderias, and Mexican Supermercados.
What it do? You wanna hit up the dirty thirties tonight holmes?
by Blasphemous[Deity] June 28, 2006
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Thirties curve

As males hit there thirties life gets better they suddenly are able to secure women that previously would have been outside there league factors contributing to this curve are:
Job security and higher income, stability in life and males are yet to peak in physical appearance, all the attributes women look for and when wanting a partner.
Women on the other hand are negatively affected by the age curve, their looks are fading, the biological clock is running out of time and men are looking past them to the younger more desirable versions
My husband is having an affair with a younger more attractive women, he said it wasn't his fault it's the thirties curve
by The true love machine March 4, 2016
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