Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010

Therapistical

Something a therapist would say

1 ‘ Im Dumb ‘

2 ‘ no ‘
1 ‘ ok ‘

2 was therapistical

by oliver o November 13, 2020

therapluticalize

Giving Unsolicited therapy or advice

(as per Marisha, 2021)

You keep venting to me Imma therapluticalize ya ass!

by NeriBerri May 13, 2021

theraputize

to provide therapy to someone who really needs it.

Therapee: "I can't stop playing dragon vale! And when i don't play I can't stop making noises and such!"
Theraputer: "That's unfortunate. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. Let me theraputize you!

by dragontheraputers October 26, 2012

Therapeutapuss

A healing feline who purrs all of your cares and ailments away.

I was feeling so ill, and then my therapeutapuss rubbed up under my arm and purred me to sleep.

by Bonesaw by way of Lady B September 7, 2013

Theraputic Troping

The act of surfing TVtropes.org in order to recover from the impact of a particular work, be it fiction or nonfiction by understanding the tropes which make up the work. Most often used in conjunction with horror movies.

After watching The Orphanage, Sarah spent several hours indulging in theraputic troping in order to alleviate her fears.

by Gabriel Rosalind April 21, 2010

therapubic

Sex in the name of therapy.

The holidays have you stressed out? Relax with a Guided Healing Therapubic Massage.

by alleycatsmith December 26, 2011