Movie Theater Math

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.

Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 June 29, 2020

Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

street theater

2. Street Theater used in Gang Stalking
"Street theater" when spoken of in a gang stalking context refers to carefully scripted harassment by neighbors and strangers especially, but can include harassment by family, friends and co-workers. These skits are designed to keep a target at a high stress level, but are crafted so that outside observers are likely to wave the skits off as "the breaks". The cumulative effect of such skits can be crushing to sensitive victims. Noise, crowding in person or on the highway, stealing items from shopping cart when in the checkout line, and kids sent to hang out in front of, stare, make noise, in front of a victim's house or by putting strange items on a lawn as the victim drives by, such as a vacuum cleaner!

There was a car parked on the roadside and as soon as the person saw me coming, he opened the door and got out into the street! This street theater skit was designed to send a message to get out!
Because it is common to get out of cars it is hard for other people to understand. However in Gang Stalking this is shown to the victim in an overt way at first in a very unusual manner. In the example above it is obvious only to the victim that the person is sitting in the car waiting to get out as the victim goes by, instead of pulling up, stopping and getting out in a normal sequence.

by MRGs April 10, 2006

theater anus

A man who is an anus at the theater.

Good thing I killed him. For all we know, he could have been the dreaded Theater Anus.

by TurtleGamer1993 June 28, 2015

Dream Theater

Progressive Metal band formed in Long Island, New York, USA in 1985. They are said to be one of the innovators of the Prog-Metal genre. The band is composed of five prodigious classicaly-trained musicians - James LaBrie (Vocals), John Petrucci (Guitars), Jordan Rudess (Keyboards), John Myung (Bass Guitar) and Mike Portnoy (Drums and Percussion). Their music was initially inspired by the band Rush and influences by bands like Queensryce and Queen can be heard too.

Awake
Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence

by Camilo October 20, 2004

theater hop

After buying one ticket at a movie theater, proceeding to see multiple movies.
Minors may also "hop" into an R movie, using a ticket for something else.

Six movies for the price of one! I love theater hoppin'

by Elliot88_ December 29, 2008

Thebakeey

The bakeey is a strange being from Mars that is a YouTuber and streamer. She plays football and it famous footballer thebakeey. She is obsessed with Harry Potter (mostly Snape) and is a Slytherin. She is extremely wired and annoying but she is also amazing, funny and the best streamer and YouTuber ever. FOLLOW THE BAKEEY ON YOUTUBE AND TWICH AT thebakeey

Me: Do you want to watch bakeey’s stream?
My friend: sure
Thebakeey on stream:

-don’t look at my arse chat
-you smelly little rodents
-my chat smells of cornflakes

My friend: *concerned*

by The_trash_gremlin January 7, 2022