The Baby Mind Reader 

pronoun

Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.

I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.

The Baby Mind Reader by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

The Baby bird 

After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"

-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses

The Baby bird by KiLLplay December 6, 2006

The Baby Bird 

Bring a man to climax via oral sex and hide the cum in your mouth without him knowing. Once he is fully relaxed and completely unsuspecting in the afterglow, lean in for a sweet little post-sex kiss, and surprise him by passing him a big mouthful of his own cum.

It's hard to get to sleep after she gives you The Baby Bird.

The Baby Bird by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

The baby syndrome 

Grown ups who still act as little kids. They tend to be mad when their hungry, and love to do the mickey mouse move, everybody to their house. They are also ashamed of giving hugs to their mothers in public, or they might not even give them hugs.

Dude, Ernest went to sleep yesterday at 7:00 pm I think he might have the baby syndrome.

The baby syndrome by B.E. scientists March 12, 2016

The Baby-Jesus Effect 

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy

Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect

The Baby-Jesus Effect by The Cousins March 8, 2017

the baby nicks 

When a black nigga eatin a baby's ass out and fucking twin

The baby nicks ate Carla ass.

the baby nicks by Nndnndmdmddm September 12, 2017

The Baby Sprinkler 

When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom

Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.

The Baby Sprinkler by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020