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The Marteen Principle

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
by eduardo628 January 1, 2012
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playing the martyr

A.K.A. Smear Attack
A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Wingers of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.

One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
People were disgusted by the Religious Rights attempt at playing the martyr three weeks before election day.
by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006
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to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody
- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.
by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021
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The Martha Jones Effect

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
by flashwildecard January 3, 2014
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The Marty Groves

A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.
Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!
by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010
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Embrace The Martian

Getting so high you feel like you could be friends with the Martians
-Bro last night was crazy, i got so high i could Embrace The Martian

-Yea man, that shit was dank!
by matinc October 18, 2010
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The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.
Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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