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The cock by Assume the position July 23, 2019
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The Cock Gobbler
The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
The Cock Gobbler by weezarc June 1, 2010
The Cock Muncher
The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.
The Cock Muncher by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022
the cock roll
When a male rolls across a line of females, who are lying face up next to each other, injecting his penis into each one of their bearded clams.
the cock roll by punit January 17, 2008
the cock and the balls of it
I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
the cock and the balls of it by Special needs student September 1, 2012
The Cock Game
During a class in school or somewhere where you are supposed to stay quiet two or more people must say the word cock as loud as they can without being caught, whoever is able to say it the loudest before the other person gives up wins.
You: Hey do you wanna play the cock game
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
The Cock Game by FallieWagon April 18, 2018