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"Not Going to the Circus" tantrum

A temper tantrum/meltdown of epic proportions. Usually caused by one not getting his or her way. This comes from the children's television show Caillou.
My grandmother threw a "Not Going to the Circus" tantrum because she was worried there was not enough money to gifts for everyone for Christmas. Also, my five year old great cousin had one because she couldn't buy the latest Barbie doll at Walmart.
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
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Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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join the circus

To die or pass away or join the circus in the sky.
by Schemo February 12, 2005
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Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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The Night Circus

beautiful piece of literature that will give you all of the feels. Read it.
You: What is The Night Circus?
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
by Red Chiffon September 10, 2012
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The Family Circus

The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.
Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
by latin guy March 20, 2005
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The Family Circus

A seriously douchey and unfunny family-oriented comic strip drawn by octogenarian cartoonist Bil Keane. The strip centers around a fat little fuck named Billy and his three equally piggish younger siblings as they share unremarkable childish insight and tromp around their all-white, middle class, God-fearing suburbia. It also features two parents that are even more bland than their kids and usually fade into the woodwork.

Highlights of the strip include special extra-shitty-artwork "Drawn by Billy" days, and cameos by creepy ghostly apparitions of dead grandparents and pranksters. On weekdays, the strip is usually limited to one round panel of treacly shit, though this may be split into two halves for extra-profound occasions. Weekend strips may feature multiple panels of warm gooey shit, or a full-panel expose on the children's autistic romps through their backyard.

The Family Circus has been in continuous production for over 40 years, yet inexplicably remains the most widley syndicated comic strip in the world. Likely supported by nostalgic grandparents who crave wholesome, meaningless fluff in their funnies. See Peanuts.
ACTUAL SAMPLE DIALOUGE FROM RECENT STRIPS OF THE FAMILY CIRCUS (SERIOUSLY):
Billy: Would it be against the rules to put two kinds of cereal in one bowl? (5/30/06)
Dolly: The rainbow is Mother Nature's way of saying she's sorry for the bad storm. (5/17/06)
Jeffy: Know what Daddy? I could pick up this rock if it wasn't so heavy. (5/16/06)
P.J.: *shits self*
Reader: *vomits*
by Compdude September 1, 2008
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