That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

If that's what it takes

do what you gotta do to make your life happen
say whatever you gotta to say to yourself

Example:

tell yourself
"She is ugly as hell"
if that's what it takes to move on

move on.

by butterflyclosure May 18, 2013

what that mouth do

a question towards a woman asking if they give blowjobs and how skilled they are at their craft of giving neck

Man:So whats good for tonight

Women: anything whats up
Man:aye i was wondering,"what that mouth do"
Women: Don't play with me

by Nomaj October 31, 2013

that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

That's what Damascus

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'

A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

by Microdale June 29, 2021

that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

by I is phunny June 16, 2014

That's what's up

Meaning that you fully understand and/or agree and find yourself excited about the idea or suggestion proposed.

Friend 1: "Yeah so I'm thinking we chill before, and then hit the club by 9. Got mad beer at the crib anyway"
Friend 2: "That's what's up"

by KelsBels April 5, 2008