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thao

my girlfriend is thao
by ubb January 2, 2010
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thao

1. a small marsupial from the country of Vietnam. Appears timid and shy, but when approached, can become vicious and has a high pitched squeel as an alert to get away. Incredibly outgoing, this creature is often seen in the background of tourist photos displaying a two finger pose with it's claws, in what looks like the shape of a peace sign. Thao's live off a balanced diet of shrimp noodles and tostada bowls. An endangered species, this animal has been relocated to UTC in California to be monitored and protected.
Caution: When approaching a Thao, do not make any sudden movements and remove all large framed sunglasses and purses.

2. a slang word meaning "slut" or "whore"
1. The sign at the zoo said "please do not feed the Thaos"

2. OO! That girl in the short skirt is a number 10 Thao!
by TLOVEST August 27, 2006
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Thao

A cool, awesome lover that very few people ever get in their life
Have you found your Thao yet?
by stuffyoushouldknow November 24, 2021
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Thao

A girl with cute smile, she is gorgeous and smart. She is really into coffee that why she can stay in the coffee house all day long. Thao is very ambitious, she works so hard to earn money. I admire her so much. It's always fun to be around her. I love her to the moon and back. Thao is the girl i love.
peter: Hey, Who is you crush now?
me: Hmmm, keep secret, it's Thao
by loveThao November 21, 2021
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Thao

girls name, but if a guy has it then he has a huge dick
Wow that guy is a thao i would suck him up!
by imthecoolestguyever March 23, 2009
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thao

an astonishingly enormous and hidious looking animal belonging to the wilderness of vietnam;
decrpition: repulsive, nasty, threatning, menace, mammoth, sloppy
fuck is that a thao? thats needs to be caged!
by minkfuck October 8, 2006
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thao

A Budha looking charachter originating from Vietnam. His hobbies are killing Tanner and getting mad at other people. He is very quick to get angry and has a violence problem.
-Hey Bob
-Shut Uploser
-No need to get mad
-Get me noodles now
-No need to be such a Thao
by The Greatest (ever) October 27, 2007
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