TFTU

Acronym; Thanks For The Update, response for when someone states an abundantly obvious fact.

See: sarcasm.

A: I hear Sam Jackson's got a new movie out, it's called Snakes on a Plane, it's about Snakes.

B: TFTU.

by JustxJoe August 27, 2006

TFSU

Stands for "The Fuck Shut Up" as popularized on Gizmodo.com as Yoda's version of STFU. Yoda's old grammatical ways lead him to speak this phrase in a way that baffles most web surfers.

Example you not need. TFSU!

by brozly September 1, 2007

tfsu

The Fuck Shut Up. Reference to stfu as how Yoda would say it.

It was originally coined in a gizmodo article regarding the iPhone. The picture showed Yoda talking to Luke Skywalker

Luke: Ok, I will give it a try.
Yoda: No. Try Not. Do... or do not. There is no try. and TFSU

by Rick Weber August 29, 2007

Aractis Testus

A small spider that crawls into your penis while you sleep. It lays eggs in your testicles. These eggs will hatch as you ejaculate.

My friend jus got the Aractis Testus

by Tado ass December 6, 2019

tfsuh

term like STFU only it stands for THE FUCK SHUT UP HOE....used mostly when one of ur friends says something stupid or u dont care about

hey my dog died yesterday
TFSUH!!!!

by Mamelo November 26, 2007

tasture

Describing taste and texture at the same time.

This juice has a weird tasture.

by Agnieszka March 26, 2007

tastualize

To tastualize something is to try and think about what something would taste like. The tasting equvialent to visualize.

Person 1: "Do you think I should put mayo on my collard greens?"
Person 2: "I dunno I can't really tastualize that"
Eavesdropping Bystander: "Who the fuck eats collard greens?!"

by hotrocks September 27, 2008