tastual

A portmanteau of tasty and sexual. Something that is so delicious, you can't really describe it.

These red hot gummy bears are tastual.

by Tee-Racy April 01, 2007

tastual

Something that is intended to be tasteful but utterly fails, and is instead tacky.

A white-trash version of ghetto fabulous

Your collector plates are very tastual.

by j daggar January 24, 2004

tastualize

To tastualize something is to try and think about what something would taste like. The tasting equvialent to visualize.

Person 1: "Do you think I should put mayo on my collard greens?"
Person 2: "I dunno I can't really tastualize that"
Eavesdropping Bystander: "Who the fuck eats collard greens?!"

by hotrocks September 27, 2008