titwhore

(n) A woman who rents her breasts to men for their pleasure.

There are a lot of titwhores at this year's Mardi Gras.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Titwhistle

The act of pressing a nice firm set of breasts together, preferrably with the nips touching, then with the lips blowing between them in a whistling fashion as to enact the TITWHISTLE!

girl: What are you doing to my breasts you crazy ass?!?!

Man: Shut it! I'm enacting a Titwhistle!!! HOORAHHH!!! WHODEWHO!!!!!

by Travis MoCo March 30, 2009

TFTW

Top Ten show host by Machinima favourites Steve and Larson who create a comical top ten list relative to video games and the gaming industry each week.

TFTW Top 10 Reasons Aperture Science Deserves a Nobel Prize

TFTW Top 10 Celeb Cameos in Video Games

TFTW Top 10 Gaming Controversies

TFTW Top 10 Most Outrageous Plot Twists

ETC

by El Murta June 9, 2011

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwa

a vagina. the word originated on a cold Friday night in late December when the words cha-cha and twat were said a the same time to someone on the phone therefore creating the word.

molly:ambyr shoves vegetables up her twat
deanna(said at the same time as twat): cha-cha
Leo:did you just say titwa???

by htfdcgjbdeefv January 7, 2009

titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

titway

the correct term used to measure the weight of titties

john: so jess, how about that titway?
Jess: whats a titway?
john: (gropes jess) about 1 kilo.

by jetstar July 23, 2012