tfd 

too fucking drunk

I am tfd right now; I can't deal with you.

tfd by collegedrinker August 1, 2011

TFD 

Thats Fucking Dumb

Keek: "I don't dress up for Halloween"
D's nuts: "How do you not dress up for Halloween? TFD!!!"

TFD by NA&CH November 2, 2011

TFD 

TFD is an acronym for Team Fag Drag.
Team Fag Drag(TFD) was formed in 2006 to upset their opponents in the Vintage world of Magic The Gathering.
Comprised of 3 players. Bean, The Jeff, and Munch.
They Bring it to the next level.

Bean, Jeff, and Munch tried to enter a tournament with the team name Team Fag Drag, the officials did not like this so they abreviated this with TFD.

TFD by The Jeff December 25, 2007

TFD 

TOP FUCKIN DAUGHTER!

When your daughter is a sick cunt and does what she's told and treats you with respect!

"honey, did you know your a 'TFD' and i love you"

so sweet!

TFD by THE.TOP.TFD July 18, 2012

TFD 

Abbreviation for, "The fuck does."

You can use to emphasize your lack of understanding of a subject/concept.
or
Use it in a way to say that nigga's balls are cute.

HotTeacher : What is the author's intent when writing "and thou shall suck my fat fucking balls."
Student1 : TFD this even mean!? Even I don't know this useless information!
Student2 : Who TFD?

TFD by YoMamaSoOldSheDied October 21, 2020

TFD 

Total Fascist Death. used by leftists, mostly online. Used as a counter to TND.

Frank The Fascist: TND
Larry The Leftist: TFD

TFD by Larrytheleftist June 14, 2023

TFD

Total Foid Death

“That foid is so hypergamous, we need a TFD right now!”

TFD by htncretin May 25, 2026