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That Episode was Shit

When you are watching a TV show and a particular episode turns out to be terrible.
Steve: How did you find that episode?
Garry: tews
Steve: ikr
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
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Shane Matthew tew

The most incredible guy anyone could meet. He's loving, caring, faithful, honest, gorgeous, generous, happy, and just DROP DEAD SEXY! No one in this world compares to him, as much as you boys and guys would like to.. Sorry there's no hope for you :) Shane Tew is an incredible athlete who will have an extraordinary future. And ladies.. Sorry but he's already taken for LIFE<3 yes, you may go drown yourself in your tears now!, I know.. You all would love to have him for yourselves. Shane is beautiful inside and out, even when he's raging mad! Also; Shane has the best body around, he won the best body competition, how sexy is that ;) damnnnn! There may be over a million (shane)'s in this world, but there's only one who fits the name and that's Shane Matthew tew!!! Baby your the best thing that has ever happened to me even when we are in the worst of times! I promise to be the best girlfriend/wifey ever ;))) I love you sweet baby, even when I'm outrageously mad! Same goes for you :) ya hearddddd me baby!
It's you and me forever! No matter what<3 muahhh!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3

We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)

102309 forever and after baby!!!!!
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shaygee tew Dope

bezt muh' fugger around!
by Amy November 18, 2003
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Read it out loud. From one of the best movies of all time (one of the best, not THE best), Cool Hand Luke

Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"
In a Juvy Hall:

Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*
by Naul Pewman February 28, 2005
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Tew

Different spelling for the words too and to any context of using those words just the better inelegant version
Them lemons were tew good!
by KENNI🍋 June 09, 2023
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Tew

Informal form of Too Originating from Jaydastreetrunner a guy from Baltimore
Yo me Tew
by Jaydastreetrunner February 01, 2024
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abby tew

LIKE damn.... she’s hot. Everyone learns to love her and nobody can forget her. Ik I love her. Love Campbell I’m too lazy to write a big romantic thing....
Damn she must be an Abby Tew because she’s hot
by Cblair10 January 02, 2018
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