Tedism

A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.

"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"

by Kirk Vanhootanhanga March 23, 2009

Taoism

That life is a paradox with a range in between them.

In other words, this is a good and bad thing at the same time.

dude: " Hey buddy, you into Taoism right?"
guy"The answer is yes and no, I am sort of not into Taoism, but I will be soon."
dude "Why can't you just say yes or no to Taoism than?"
guy "I was going to say yes, but I said no to prove that I believe in Taoism."

by used, diaper, lover June 9, 2016

taoism

Belief in the tao

by berserker October 20, 2003

Taoism

A literary device or construction which typifies the style of famous author Tao Lin.

1. 'bro, that was a nice taoism you put in that poem.'

2. 'thanks, bro. i was feeling acutely depressed so i went to heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com and ripped off a couple taoisms. hehe.'

by myrealnameischeeseburger May 2, 2009

texism

The use of an illogical argument as a means of mind/behavior control through severe confusion and frustration. Also the use of false stupidity as a means of controlling peoples mind through frustration.

Tex is constantly playing mind games with people, using his texism to frustrate them.

by Analytical Wreck February 28, 2015

Tao, taoism

A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.

Taoism, "The way"

by marc February 19, 2004

tejism

When someone doesn't understand a joke, or makes overly obvious or stupid remarks.

A: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
B: What if there is a question mark after Sex?
C: Classic Tejism

tejism jokes socially awkward social

by pseudonymanon December 6, 2013