Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

Can't do it!

An exclamation made when you simply can't do anything anymore. Basically giving up.

Geo: *Tries to jump rope but fails* I can't do it!
Liza: Come on try again!
Geo: I simply can't do it!

by GearSecondMaster June 18, 2011

Don't do me like that

To complain to someone that is doing something of a negative nature toward you.

You can also replace 'me' with other things. Such as him, her, it, them etc.

Ex: Bobby; "Man, Mr. Smith, how did I miss this problem, but Lonnie got the same answer right?"

Lonnie; "Don't do me like that"

by BetaOmega June 18, 2011

I don't do that shit

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.

Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.

by CurlyWire October 9, 2006

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

Elvis didn't do no drugs

An expression used to call someone on an obvious lie, prevarication or falsehood. A way of calling bullshit. Since it is now known Elvis did mountains of drugs, stating that he had always been clean would be obvious bullshit. Origin: Penn and Teller's show Bullshit, where the phrase is used to call bullshit on the various claims of creationists.

Mike: "Elton John invented rap music."
Bob: "Um, right, Elvis didn't do no drugs!"

by the birds and trees May 18, 2008

Don’t Do Drugs December

DDDD which stands for Don’t Do Drugs December is a very hard challenge where you can’t do any drugs for the whole month of December. Meaning you can’t smoke weed or cigarettes and you can’t take any pills. The only exception is medecine if you’re actually sick.

Shay: Ya’ll still doing Don’t Do Drugs December ? (DDDD)

Dude 1: HELL NO, I can’t last a day without doing drugs fym??

by Shay Hall ( Insta; @mtl.shay) November 10, 2019