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Twatsplosion

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.
Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.
by subnetmask July 3, 2004
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Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.
John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.
by Samson79 May 7, 2016
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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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Twatswaggle

When a girl is such a whore when she walks all you can hear is her pussy lips hitting the sides of her legs
Damn don't go near her you can hear her twatswaggle from here

I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
by DRAM August 1, 2012
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ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.
by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010
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twatster

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!
by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005
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