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don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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don't fuck up

What you don't want to do is mess up especially under eextreme pressure to not fuck up.
EX: "Ethan don't fuck up " while trying to shave angry bear.
by donghammer January 12, 2015
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Can't fuck with dem frosties

A term used by stoners to express their love with frosties...You just can't fuck wid dem frosties aite?
Dammmn nigger! You Can't fuck with dem frosties aite?!
by Effin-Batman August 29, 2011
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don't fuck with this senator

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022
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I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013
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Don't Fuck Me Now

Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real big cock.
Right in my aaa-aaa-aaa-aaassssssss!
My anuuuuuus. he'll twist it inside ouuuut, yea.
Cum's swimming around, inside my ass, so
Don't. Fuck, Me, Now...
Don't, Fuck Me-
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!

I'm a swimming sperm, going through his ass
Like the black cock, that's ripping up his anal cavity
I'm a raging cock, passing through in male placentas.
I'm getting hard, hard, fuck,
There's him fucking me.

He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"

Don't Fuck Me Now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having his balls
Don't Fuck Me Now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call,
Don't Fuck Me Now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Fuck Me Now (yes, I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna fuck at all, yea

I'm a rocket dick on the way to the
Wet tight little asshole
I am a barky log, I'm out of semen
I am a sex machine, ready to fuck hard
Like Adam & Eve, about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"

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Don't Fuck Me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck Me,
Oo, oo oo, I like it!
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I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.
"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."
by ian January 21, 2004
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