school system

A broken, outdated system used in the United States that teaches kids to give up their dreams and become doctors, lawyers, etc.
Full of gigantic amounts of homework, stress, pressure from parents and teachers, sleep deprivation, depression, bullying, and suicide.
Can lead to a school shooting if taken to the extreme.

Person 1: Did you hear Bob killed himself?
Person 2: Its because of this terrible school system.

by Autistic_meme_man October 17, 2019

Mongolians in the system

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.

Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"

by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010

Tazzy system

Tazzy system is the most gay heavy weapon of all time if u wanna be tazzy use dot name white skin and tazzy system

Omg he's using tazzy system!

by Supercoolboy123 July 15, 2020

education system

1. A system that is completely useless that tries to "educate" children. But they really just waist their time.
2. "Teaches" kids the "basic" stuff to "survive in the modern world.
3. Shit

Man 1. Hey bro this is sooooo the education system.
Man 2. Yea man this is smells like the education system.

by Theshittytruth March 20, 2017

System shock 2

The much-improved sequel to the game System Shock, which continues the story 42 years later and pretty much improves on every aspect of the game while keeping the concept of merging
role-playing and first-person shooter genres in a near-seamless and highly-addicting way. It won several game-of-the-year awards and probably would have won many more had Half-Life not been released in the same year. If you have not played this game, you are missing a treat. It has a HUGE cult following. It is the most immersive game I have ever played.

"Dude!, I can't wait to get home and play System Shock 2"
"Man, I feel ya!, A Rumbler was chasing me yesterday and I forgot it was just a game"

by Jim Butler April 3, 2006

Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

piling system

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.

I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.

by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010