licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.

by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022

maple syrup land

An alternate name for Canada.

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017

Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019

anal syrup

The whitish stuff that comes out of the anus after an intense anal pounding, provided proper rectum cleansing. Some inexperienced kids might think it's anal cum, but of course that is ridiculous. The opposite of anal mustard.

She surely got fucked in the ass as some anal syrup in her pants showed.

by lilijor January 10, 2016

city of syrup

houston texas wher the sipping of syrup(codiene cough syrup) was made popular. Largely associated with rap artists dj screw, big moe, and swishahouse

i'm headding to the city of syrup to pick me up a 4

by BIG MARK September 16, 2004

syrupist

Someone who vandalizes someone else's property using maple syrup or any other form of syrup.

Chris poured syrup all over Dallas' car. He's a Syrupist now.

by Syrupist November 2, 2013