Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 30, 2009

Miley Syphilis

noun-Contagious condition. Common among pre-teen girls, where they try to emulate untalented, conceited, phony, prefabricated TV star.

Mom:" Harold, I think our daughter has Miley Syphilis!"
Dad:" At least she's not Britney Speared."

by badugah February 15, 2009

Syphiligician

A syphilis carrier who spreads their desease, with or without their knowledge, to multiple partners.

Sally: I think Bobby is really cute, can you introduce us?
Tom: Sally you stay away from that fucking syphiligician!

by #SugarDaddy July 25, 2006

sophilicious

a short, lovable, sweet, caring, british girl without an accent. she is quiet, looks good in reds and purples, but at some times she is insecure because she does not know how truly drop dead gorgeous and insanely beautiful she is. she is a great friend and if you have not had the pleasure to meet her then..your loss!

random: "damnn who is she?"
me: "that's my bestie, sophilicious"

by whoreasaurus January 8, 2012

Syphilupagus

An aggressive form of syphilis only contractable by having sex with Ron Jeremy or by having his sloppy seconds. This strain of the disease turns your dick into a brown hairy mess that resembles the trunk of lovable old Mr. Snuffy.

Bro...I hooked up with this porn star last night, but I think she had just done a scene with the hedgehog. Since I got home my dick looks like a mastodon trunk and smells like the yeti. I think I have Syphilupagus

by Guido and The Guy June 7, 2019

syphilaids

one who has both syphilis and aids at the same time and has sexual intercourse unprotected with another of an equal or opposite sex gives that person a combination of both syphilis and aids which is known as syphilaids

wow your penis looks funny and infected i think you might have syphilaids..boy are you screwed

by NinjaMrPatrick June 17, 2009

super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.

Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.

by Hrd2gtt May 1, 2021