Syntax Destruction

The process of intentionally vitiating the arrangement of words and phrases with excessive jargon (especially Fedspeak) with the aim of misleading.

In the case of Fedspeak, it results with the media in opposing camps interpreting the inscrutable gobbledegook in vastly different ways leading to further polarization of the Joe Public. Now with Joe Public beclouded by partisan interpretation, interpreting inscrutable gobbledegook under the false pretenses of inbringing clarity to the Fedspeak's inscrutable gobbledegook.

Alan Greenspan's syntax destruction made it seemed like he answered the question, but in fact he did not. In reality he responded with inscrutable gobbledegook.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 25, 2020

Synexual

Someone who's tired of telling people they're either an Asexual, Bisexual or Pansexual, so they're all of the above instead.

I'm Asexual, wait no I'm Pansexual... You know what? I'm Synexual.

by Syn333 August 6, 2017

syntax

A small fee you have to pay for breaking one of the 10 Commandments.

Tiger Woods: Oh look, I committed adultery.
Government: And now you have to pay a syntax of $250,000.
Tiger Woods: Why so much?
Government: Repeat offender.

by williejameshuff February 25, 2010

Syntax error

A trash human being pretending to be a cat on discord

Hey @Syntax Error#6376

by MrMango#1172 March 8, 2020

Systex

Systex (adj) is a word for a nonbinary, polyamorous couple that experiences alterous attraction towards one another. That means, an attraction that is not entirely platonic, nor romantic.

Sam, Mystic, and Alex; one of the most cutest half couples, are in a systex relationship with each other.

by rainy_lantern September 26, 2021

syntixia

Someone who is a genius, who is skilled at fighting, and has probably killed 10+ people and got away with it.

“So, Sunetic. How did you die?”
“Well, Jesus, I was killed by a syntixia.”

by KittyGittyBigTitties April 3, 2019

Syntax Error

If your life is a ''Syntax Error'' ie you are labelled a ''mistake'' by society you may be called a ''Syntax Error'' - a common error in scientific calculators.

Person A: ''I've lost by wallet... Again!''
Person B: ''Well, you're definitely and Syntax Error!''

by Babylon Tower March 30, 2015