Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Slumpkin

The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.

Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.

by brownnoser October 29, 2014

Sumpkin

Receiving Fellatio While Defecating Into a Cellar Sump Pump

Did you hear about Adams basement?
No, what about it?
That ugly bitch Rob brought to the party gave him a “Sumpkin” and it fucking reeks!

by Krzysiek6891 October 16, 2008

Sumpkin

Sumpkin the guy who eats peanut butter with his fist.

Person 1:Oh no it's him...

Person 2:Who?

Person 1:Sumpkin :'(

by Sumpkinwithroses April 15, 2020

Smumpkin

Shit, poop, turd, crap, etc. Often used when refering to Smashing Pumpkins in spoonerism form.

Pashing Smumpkins is the equivelent to pooping.

by Chris VanderTol May 9, 2008

Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

Stumpkin

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010