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Swoozie

When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.
"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"
by Basedmonkey March 15, 2015
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swoozie

1 Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol.

2 Party harder than anyone around you.

3 To hook up with a dime

4 The combination of partying, drinking, and hooking up with one or more dime(s). See definition 4 of dime

5 Win multiple (3+) games of beerpong in a row.

6 Official nickname of Zachary from Marlboro. Also known as the "icon."
(1-4) I cant wait to get my swoozie on tonight.

(5) You see Zachary run those tables? Man, he got his swoozie on.

(6) Have you seen how big SwOoZie's package is?
by ZT HOLLA January 9, 2008
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swoozie

whore,easy,loves bjs,and making her boobs look bigger than they are.
Alexis Lazar is such a swoozie!
by Coke Cero April 9, 2009
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swoozie

(swoo - z) in any awkward situation or time of triumph this word is great paired with a hang-ten hand sign. can be a substitute for “lit”
*screams wrong answer out in class* “swoozie” *hang ten hands*

*makes the basket when throwing paper away* “wosh swoozie” *hand sign*
by chili-jilli March 28, 2019
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The Real Swoozie

1. One who drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and then fights with friend(s) that banged his brother
2. One who partys like a bitch
3. One who can be easily convinced to run home after a party no matter what the distance is
4. One who texts compulsively
5. One who fails at hooking up with a dime, and then returns to texting dem easy freshmen and sophmore girls which will keep occuring until the age of 30 when he comes to terms with his gay side and becomes infatuated with da dick
6. Beats a few scrubs in beerpong until he loses to the Dream Team of the M&M boys A.K.A Mark and Mike
7. One who undoubtably has the nickname of "the icon"
1. "I can't wait to see the real swoozie tonight so i can laugh at him."
2. "Man, did you see the real swoozie get killed by the Dream Team last night in beerpong. They're really good."
by afro thunda January 17, 2008
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Swoozy

A Shiesty, Grimey, Degenerate or conniving individual. You can often tell just by looking at them.
This swoozy ass nigga is making my kids uncomfortable. She’s a swoozy floozy. When I found out he was swoozy I knew I couldn’t fuck with him.
by M.C. Donald’s April 4, 2025
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Swoozy

A way of saying something is cool
Person 1: ayo bro those shoes are mad swoozy

Person 2: thanks g, just got em
by I use this ironicly November 22, 2021
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