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Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
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skollerninnilooks

A word only used by chads. Typically, one says skollerninnilooks a second or two of hair flipping after jumping or falling out of a hole on object for the purpose of entering dramatically.
“John jumped out a hole and said fucking ‘ skollerninnilooks’.” “I never felt more flexed on.”
by DoneBamboozled January 14, 2020
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Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.
"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011
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swollen pussy

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.
My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.
by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018
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Stoller Middle School

A absolute god damn hell hole where popularity is everything

A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life

A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.

A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”

A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave

A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave

... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
Did you see that girl from Stoller middle school? What a stupid whore!

I know right!
by Stollerstudent September 24, 2019
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Swolled up

BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.
TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!
by cpt amazo November 1, 2008
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receiver of swollen goods

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)
Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods
by Vanian August 15, 2012
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