Swole

Derogatory term used for a rigged cunt that kicks trees down with his shins.

"Wow Andrews looking swole!" "Nah mate that's a fucking oak tree."

by Grand father oak January 17, 2014

Swole

Slang adjective most commonly used by homosexual males to describe muscular regions on other males bodies. This is also a well used term of endearment between two homosexual partners. Swole is also commonly used to describe the size of other males penis's.

Jack: "Hey Cory, look how swole that guys buttocks is."
Cory: " Your right Jack, but I just can't take my eyes off of how swole his package is."

by Swolen November 12, 2010

Swole

Her name is Tori and she is the swole queen. Basically, it is the biggest, strongest human being ever

Swole is the goal...

by BigD47 September 19, 2017

Swole

n-erection

Jon: Did you see judith?
Tom: Ya I have a swole

by Big Jerry G April 29, 2010

Swole

When someone is prepared for the reckoning that is about to come.

"Becky was giving me a blowjob and when I blew my nut it went into her nose."
"Guess she wasnt swole bruh"

"So, I swung on the bitch and she knocked my ass out!"
"Ahhh! That bitch swole!"

by Sunshinepylons May 13, 2016

Swole

A Medicinal Cannabis plant that is growing buds that are so swollen they are falling over

Dude, that purple kush is getting so swole

by glucosemusic March 11, 2011

Swole

A very large man who doesn't have any balls due to over usage of steroids.

Derek considers himself swole, but he's actually a very large chode!

by JBus February 27, 2014