Swissilian

Someone who wants to have sex every 15 minutes sharp.

"I'm dating this Swissilian! Without a doubt he's the most amazing sex animal by the clock."

by Artmiks December 16, 2008

Swistling

Swistling
A sound emitted when one tries to whistle but puts the tongue behind their teeth

A swwwwwwing sound a person makes with their mouth

She was always swistling while happily doing chores

by Roxx65 March 2, 2023

Swisspoon

A general word that may be used as a noun or verb to describe any person, thing or action, much like the word "smurf" on the Smurfs cartoon. It is most often used among friends to ridicule each other. The word is derived from the time my friend Eric took a concoction of several drugs and lots of alcohol and kept saying "swisspoon" for no apparent reason. It stuck as his nickname and infiltrated the vernacular of many students at UC-Davis during the late 1990s. The word was also shortened to "swiss" and the suffixes "-swissy" and "-swisser(s)."

"What's up, swisspoon?"

"Just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh."

by djrijk June 23, 2004

Smission

A "smission" is a smeeze and a mission. For the teenagers a smeeze is a dirty, whore-ish, and hoe-ish male/female. A mission is when you chill with a male/female and you wanna try to accomplish a mission(a sexual activity). So when you go on a mission your trying to get some in so many words.

Yo bro im about to go get this smission so we can get the neck.

by JiFF-EE January 2, 2011

Swisstoni

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

by tonyharrison January 6, 2008

Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025