A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.
by burritokenny August 22, 2012
Get the Swashbuckling Whore mug.The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
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Dude, we are going to swashbuckle next week. You in?
Me and my friends swashbuckled at that bar last night, it was a good night.
Let's swashbuckle!
Me and my friends swashbuckled at that bar last night, it was a good night.
Let's swashbuckle!
by djSURGE May 17, 2010
Get the swashbuckle mug.when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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Get the Swashbuckle mug.A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?
Fucking slushfuckery.
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?
Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
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"Damn that was a swashbuckling good time."
"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"
"YAARRRR"
"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"
"YAARRRR"
by Budday Schultz [TS] April 20, 2007
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