Will work for food

(Man holds up a cardboard sign: WILL WORK FOR FOOD)

NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.

SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?

"Will work for food" really means "Will hold up sign for cash".

by Blue Collar December 7, 2006