Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.

"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"

by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010

Swiveltexting

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.

Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.

by Abed Troy June 19, 2010

swivel kick

When a girl is riding your cock and kicks her body to the left or right on her way down in a swivel motion.

Yo, that bitch saudra was doing the swivel kick last night when we were banging.

by C-Perm December 3, 2006

swivel on this

A term accompanied by giving the finger.

"oh my god, you're such an idiot"
"yeah? swivel on this" **makes finger giving gesture**

by sconbon April 11, 2007

swivel tactic

A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.

In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.

by EsqSurf August 7, 2011

Swirvle

Crazy good. Combining "marvelous" and "swirl".

Thats swirvle. "We need an idea that is swirvle enough." Swirvle product. Swirvle idea. He´s swirvle when it comes to playing videogames.

by human#12909223891289 April 25, 2021

Swivel Molt

A Moltar belonging to a specific 'Poltar' person group (See Poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more Swivel-Style cellular phone carrying devices. To be classified as a true Swivel the Swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. The Swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the Swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. Evidence as to the origin of the Swivel points towards the late 1990's.

"An accountant I knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a Swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. Others called him a Swivel Molt, and he was the most boring man I ever knew but damn if he didn't have a sweet lookin Swivel" -- Anonymous

by Travonius April 25, 2006