Swimcest

Two members of the same swim team start dating (and or hooking up), probably due to the large amount of time spent almost naked together.

Leads to awkwardness and potentially someone quitting the swim team when they break up.

It's a combination of the words "swimming" and "incest" because a swim team is like a huge family and most swimmers consider each other to be brothers and sisters.

Cassie and Dave have been on the same swim team for 3 years then they started dating. Totally swimcest.

Annie quit the swim team after Joe broke up with her! Swimcest only leads to trouble.

by candy_hearts_13 May 5, 2011

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

swimcest

1. members of a swim team having sexual relations (including but not limited to a male swimmer putting his p in a female swimmer's v). this often comes from being sloppy drunk.

2. any swimmer having a fleshy union with another swimmer, regardless of team affiliations. usually comes from the fact that swimmers, although mostly nuts and masochistic by nature, are around nearly naked people for 2-5 hours a day.

3. not a very good idea. keep those jammers on and let those lanelines always divide you.

Swimmer 1: Dude, I am really into one of the freshman divers. Would that count as swimcest?

Swimmer 2: I don't think so, but you better stick to volleyball players, just in case.

by jack11111334 March 1, 2010

Swimcest

When a member of the men's swim dates or hooks up with a member of the women's swim team.

The sweet love between a swimbro and a swimho.

Swimbro 1: Did you know that spencer and lindsey are dating now?
Swimbro2: Like this team needed any more swimcest

by lionwithanax April 8, 2011

singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.

David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.

by Mr. Little January 14, 2008

swinglet

A term of endearment used to describe a young person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.

Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?

by siardica April 27, 2009

Swangvestigation

A swangvestigation relates to the joyful and adventurous procurement of fresh psychedelic mushrooms (swangs).

A swangvestigation can become a swangventure once swangs have been consumed on-site — where they were discovered.

However, if swangs — found earlier — are consumed prior to a swangvestigation, it still remains a swangvestigation until fresh swangs are found.

A swangvestigation station is a place of rest, during — or immediately before — a swangvestigation, which typically involves darkpsy and several jozzingswags.

Oi cob, swangvestigation stations?

Wellety wellety, that was one super-fly swangvestigation!

Did you end up going for a swangvestigation last night mang?

by Lili Barratt May 17, 2017