A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
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Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
by Dyluxray June 7, 2020
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Get the Sinder mug.best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.
Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away
Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus
Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus
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It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.
It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.
Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
by OP-Kun November 19, 2013
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The sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She is elegant. Sindi is usually a beautiful woman. I love her very mutch. Many says she is the perfect woman. Be there for her and always lrt her know you care.
by My live December 27, 2016
Get the Sindi mug.This is only used in the highest profiles of the highest edgy meme lords. it can be used to absolutely destroy an opponent in battle. Only the best can use it. It means “you are already dead” but will instantly kill your opponent in an anime battle.
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