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Sweetums

A name for a person that is a crackhead like you and u have a special bond unlike any other bond
hiiiii sweetums
by Ashley98O5 August 26, 2019
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she teased him so much a little sweetcum dripped onto his boxers
by cumbustion January 1, 2009
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Sweetums patootie

A person who is unbelievably kind and sweet, and in addition is the most adorable and cutest person in every room. People have an immeasurable amount of love for this individual and everyone knows they give the best hugs known to man.
Ashley is my sweetums patootie, every time I see her I want to squeeze her and tell her how much I love her.
by loveydovey1 March 29, 2019
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Sweetgum

Slang commonly used in adjective form for the black gums a nigger develops from constant consumption of hot climate indigenous foods, also starched or sugary sweets. Sweetgum diet includes watermelon, grapefruit, kool-aid , ham bacon egg sugar jelly applesauce syrup and any other combination of low budget sandwich, gas station and dollar store checkout snacks, honey buns, lil debbie and hostess related products.
Eric: hey bro, look over there at that dark Precious lookin broad over there swallowing twinkies whole!

Ryan: Oh my god, I saw it! It disappeared!

Eric: yea man, that sweetgum appetite must have got to her early in life...
by Ez614 October 9, 2011
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sweetums

A male who has no balls, self-respect, or guts. One who is dominated by some female, normally a buffarilla or beefalodon, who can't do anything without her permission or guidance.

The reverse of a male from Gorean Society.
"Milhous": "May I go to poker night tonight honey?"

The buffarilla: "Get your ass back in here and fold my "HUGE" panties!"

"Milhous": "yes dear......."
by T&E September 14, 2005
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Sweetums

A term that can be used as a substitute for a common excited response to a statement, such as ‘cool,’ ‘lit.’
Hey man! I just got those vip tickets!”
- “Sweetums!!”
by Seethasava August 15, 2018
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Sweetums

Someone you have no feelings for and utterly hate.
Kyle and Austin are sweetums.
by notkyleoraustin August 26, 2018
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